Love Island 2022 has hands down some of the most outrageous lines in recent television that we’re sure Bafta nominations are in the offing.
From recordings to sucking t*ts (‘or whatever’) to battles of the best heartthrobpeople like Andrew Le Page, Indiyah Polack and Davide Sanclimenti have entertained viewers across the country with their beautiful pick words.
utilities, metro.co.uk is on the hunt to find out which one-liner is the cream of the crop.
So refresh your memory and vote in our poll below.
Davide Santicipation: ‘As fake as the Louis Vuitton from China’
If there’s one thing we learned this Love Island, it’s that Davide loves a show and isn’t afraid to drop some outrageous one-liners.
Fans were recently in hysterics after the Italian stallion dark comment during another quarrel with his partner Ekin-Su Culcuoglu.
This time, the couple had locked the horns after the actress had a flirty chat with a bomb Adam Collard†
Things came to a head when Ekin-Su became aware of Davide’s doubts, and he was quick to say that he was “tired” of being with her.
As he stormed off, Davide joked, “Fake like the Louis Vuitton from China.”
Iconic.
Andrew Le Page: ‘I sucked her tits or whatever’
Andrew Le Page had the whole nation cringe as he confessed his X-rated escapades to Tasha Ghouri after Casa Amor.
Forced to clean up after the bomb Coco Lodge revealed their antics to members of the group, the luxury real estate agent Tasha took to the daybed to spill the tea.
In a sentence William Shakespeare couldn’t even imagine writing, Andrew Tasha shared that “she told the boys I sucked her ass or whatever.”
A completely stunned Tasha replied, “Her what?”
“I licked her t*t or whatever,” Andrew tried again.
scream!
Indiyah Polack: ‘May the best heartthrob win’
Indiyah had us all cheering in our seats as she delivered one of the most ferocious lines of the series to date during the dramatic reconnection of Casa Amor.
After being rolled back into the villa with Deji Adeniyi on her arm, Indiyah was a little surprised to see her former partner Dami Hope sitting next to new girl Summer Botwe.
And frankly, you could have cut the tension with a knife too.
After Indiyah entered the villa with the new boy Deji’s hand, she said, “Everything happens for a reason. It is what it is,” Dami replied, “Until it isn’t anymore. Happy for you, happy for myself.’
Indiyah then shot back, “Looks like it. Expect the unexpected. May the best heartthrob win.’
unbelievable.
Luca Bish: “Well, she’s not in the damn fridge, is she?”
Luca Bish made us all moan as he boldly told Davide to stop looking for Ekin-Su in the fridge, of all places.
Davide was on the warpath after noticing Ekin-Su getting closer to Jay Younger, and he began to panic when he noticed she was gone.
Of course, viewers knew she’d crawled out to kiss Jay on the patio, but our Italian friend was none the wiser.
While trying to locate Ekin-Su, Davide opened the fridge and asked his fellow islanders where on earth she had gone.
“Well, she’s not in the damn fridge is she?” Luke responded.
Davide Santicipation: ‘You are a liar, an actress’
Davide kicked off Love Island this year with the front row of the series after clashing with, you guessed it, Ekin-Su.
The Italian businessman was absolutely furious after Ekin-Su’s secret kisses with a bomb Jay and wasted no time in expressing his feelings.
“Now I really don’t care about you!” he yelled before adding, “You’re a liar an actress. Here I am looking for something real.’
Love Island airs tonight at 9pm on ITV2.
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