WITH the holiday party season in full swing, many of us are looking for the perfect festive look.
Fortunately, one fashion fan has already made the rounds and tried out the high street’s best – and worst – offerings.
While it didn’t quite work out, one fan even labeled it a “horror haul.”
“Girls, ASOS is usually my favorite, but this is such a *** haul because 50 percent of this is just a load of s***.
“What’s going on in the Quality Street at the bottom of the bowl? I’ve had my eye on this for months, but in the name of self-care, I had to shrug it off.
“Just very baggy around the breasts, but very tight around the belly. It’s just giving Tinfoil, it’s a no from me.
“Speaking of boobage, is that meant to go under my breasts because when it does, this is a very humbling experience.
“I’m telling you now, no one is that perky, okay?
“I just can’t understand the design, but I love the jeans. It’s a pair of Joni jeans from Topshop, dating back to my teenage years.
“Very flattering, very stretchy. Just a nice pair of jeans.
“Okay, we can’t wait with the bodysuit. I like it, I like the frills.
“It’s a bit translucent. But I think we can make it work with the right bra, so I’m going to give it a shot.
“I also loved this sweater vest which is actually from River Island. Oh, it just gives Christmas spirit.
“As if the quality is really nice, I love the beads. You know me, girls, I love a sweater vest and this one, chef’s kiss, ten out of ten.
“Stradivarius we need a word. Like what is the valve, is that a breathing hole for my calf?
“These, just don’t buy them, okay? They are so translucent, the quality is terrible.
“The rules are that if you can see my thigh piece you can’t wear them without bottoms, and believe me, you can see a lot more than my tattoos.
“But I love the jersey so I’m going to keep it. Anyway, you can take the leggings off.
‘Oh, I didn’t get half in a bad mood about it.
“This is growing on me. At first it gave a ‘fishing out’ vibe, but it’s actually a really cozy little gilet, so yeah, I’m going to keep it.
“Okay, yes dear, now we are talking. Yes to the Bershka corset top.
“Oh, I just love everything about it – the fit, the color, the design. Definitely a little mine, ten out of ten.
“Girls, you know what, I just don’t feel like it. I’m just not in the mood for this at all, and I’m going to steam and style it, just not today okay, because I’m not in the mood for any of this right now.
“Again, in the name of self-care, I’m quitting and I’m going home. Love you.”
Fans loved the honest try-on, with the video getting over 11,200 likes and 121,000 views.
In the comments, Vicki’s followers shared their similar experiences, with one writing: “ASOS Christmas/party wear just isn’t it this year, I’ve got a few events this year and it’s been so hard to find something to wear. ”
Another said: “LOVE this angry pull. You are right, horror hunger.”
A third added: “I bought those Stradivarius leggings and washed them first, they are all ripped apart!!”