Look, sometimes sex gets messy.
Whether you are a squirtera fan of menstrual sex, someone who likes to slosh or you just like to use a lot of lube, there is some cleanup involved.
Your go-to is probably just laying down a towel or some of your least fancy sheets, but that’s not a particularly sexy option.
Few things are less sensual than saying, “Wait a minute, I just need to stick this ragged towel on the bed to soak up all the liquids.”
Could a special waterproof blanket just for sex be the answer?
the people there Yoni Pleasure Palace think so — so much so that they’ve launched a whole line of super soft blankets in a ton of colors for this exact purpose.
We know what you’re imagining – the word ‘waterproof’ conjures up images of plastic-like tarpaulins.
These are not. Instead, the Splash Blanket is designed to be super soft and cozy, looking like a regular throw that you can throw on your couch, bed or comfy chair.
Buy for £49 at Yoni Pleasure Palace
It’s made from 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro velvet fabric, with a waterproof inner layer, rather than just a lining on the top – that means instead of liquid building up on the top, it soaks into the fleece and absorbs. No more sleeping in the wet spot after the session.
Each rug can hold up to a liter of liquid, whether that be body fluids, massage oils or lubricants.
‘Our leak-proof Splash Blankets™ – affectionately known here as Squirt Blankets™ – not only protect your sheets, expensive eco-mattresses, couch covers, carpet or car seats from your juicy showers, they also give you peace of mind and the ability to completely unwind during intimacy and “leave the floodgates open,” says the Yoni Pleasure Palace team.
Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable letting go during sex or self-pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” – Rosie Rees.’
They recommend the blanket for regular sex and masturbation sessions (especially for squirters), for menstrual sex, for sleeping during your period, as a recovery blanket after childbirth, as a throw on your couch or as a cozy layer on your bed.
Bonus: It can also serve as a blanket for pets, bed-wetting kids, and anyone with incontinence issues.
Whatever your need, if you’re looking for a cozy blanket that feels great and does the job of soaking up liquids, this is a great shout out.
And when you’re done, you can just throw the blanket in the wash (go for a cool, delicate wash without bleach or fabric softener to keep it in good condition).
Want to get your feet together? You can choose from a lot of colors and buy your own blanket here, for £49†
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