Nikki Glaser reveals jokes she cut from Netflix's Tom Brady Roast

Nikki Glaserone of the highlights Netflix's Tom Brady roasthas revealed that she couldn't make every joke she planned during the live comedy event.

During an interview on SiriusXM's The Howard Stern Show After the roast, the comedian and actress, who received high praise for her set, shared some of the punchlines the audience missed on Sunday night.

“Tom, I love your work – you did it on your face,” read one of Glaser's jokes about the football star's alleged plastic surgery she cut out. “Seriously, slow down. What happens to your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that has been microwaved. You like to deflate things, stop it.”

The FGirl Island star said she also joked about CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy), a progressive degenerative disease that affects many NFL players who have suffered repeated concussions and traumatic brain injuries.

“It's really cool that all proceeds will go to CTE research and the NFL's coordinated efforts to cover this up,” Glaser said. 'People don't know it, but it costs millions to kill those doctors who know the truth. …These guys are really damaging their bodies and brains, all because guys are hugging each other in a Buffalo Wild Wings.

The greatest roast of all time: The Roast of Tom Brady, part of Netflix is ​​​​a Joke Festival, organized by Kevin Hart and Jeff Ross. It featured the former NFL quarterback making humorous comments from comedy icons, friends and former teammates, including Glaser, Rob Gronkowski, Tom Segura and more.

Elsewhere during her interview with host Howard Stern, Glaser also shared the one topic that was off-limits to anyone who took the stage.

“We all collectively decided not to involve his children too much in anything because they didn't ask for it,” she said. “So I couldn't say, 'Tom, hopefully we'll make out at the afterparty — you can pretend I'm your son,'” referring to a controversial kiss Brady gave his then 11-year-old son Jack during his 2018 Tom versus time docuseries.

“But yes, there were things like that,” Glaser added. “We all agreed, 'Let's not throw the kids under the bus.' Even if I just did it here.”

Brady shares a son with his ex Bridget Moynahan, as well as two children with his ex-wife Gisele Bündchenwho was also at the center of many jokes during Netflix's comedy event.